hey-its-jeff asked:

((for the nightmare thing)) Jeff sat up immediately as he heard Mel stirring, and saw that she was intensely sobbing. He put his arms around her and held her in his lap. "Shhhh, its okay, you're okay," He whispered repeatedly as he rocked her gently.

she wraps her arms around him “it’s not, ok, it’s horrible.” she whimpers she hides her face and starts sobbing.

 hey-its-jeff:

dragonfira101

kikuneko:

( ̄▽ ̄)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~

(●⌒∇⌒●) - you fab, senpai

(◕‿◕✿) - you’re cute

o(╥﹏╥)o - you make me nervous

(´ε` )♡ - i want to kiss you

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ - i want to hug you

ヾ(-_-;) - you’re annoying

(>д<) - why won’t you notice me???

(¬д¬。) - i don’t like you, go away

(*´ェ`*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…

(´・ω・`) - ((anything you want to say/ask))

curiouscat-13

wellheyproductions:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle

Here are some more you should NEVER use!

  • Mr. Goodwrech
  • The One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  • Skin Flute
  • Tallywhacker
  • John Thomas
  • Kerdingus
  • Schwantz
  • Peetsie
  • Weinie or Weiner
  • Tube Steak
  • Purple-Headed Warrior
  • Excaliber
  • Cum Cannon
  • Pedro
curiouscat-13
dancing-through-brooklyn:

thelightwillbreakthrough:

crowleyinhellsthrone:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

bilboblogger:

*All of Sherlock fandom laughing in the background*

*All of the Dexter/Hannibal fandoms laughing even harder*

*maniacal laughter from the Joker fandom*

*continuing laughter from the The Following fandom*

*nervous laughter from me because I’m not actually in any of those fandoms and just have a morbid interest in murderers*

**creepypasta fandom. psychotic laughter**

dancing-through-brooklyn:

thelightwillbreakthrough:

crowleyinhellsthrone:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

bilboblogger:

*All of Sherlock fandom laughing in the background*

*All of the Dexter/Hannibal fandoms laughing even harder*

*maniacal laughter from the Joker fandom*

*continuing laughter from the The Following fandom*

*nervous laughter from me because I’m not actually in any of those fandoms and just have a morbid interest in murderers*

**creepypasta fandom. psychotic laughter**